The Queen Mum Lives

I initially had another title for this post…it was:

Whoever invented and/or writes SpyWare, AdWare and Computer Viruses (Virii?) Needs To Be Strung Up By Their Testicles/Tits And Have Their Toenails Removed One By One After Receiving 5,678,007 Paper Cuts And Being Forced In To A Vat Of Lemon Juice.

But that one was a little too long…..

Hey – did you figure out that I had some computer issues this past week?

And I have so much to catch up on…

Like throwing such a fit in a local grocery store that I doubt I will be allowed back in…..

…..or the party for 30 5 & 7 year-olds that ended at 4:00am and included my neighbor proving to me (with a ruler) that he has the smallest nipple of any adult man in our neighborhood

…..or me getting a great deal on an elliptical and actually using it.  I’ve even broken a sweat each time!

….or my very-Republican father’s reaction to me telling him that I would be voting Democratic this November (and switching my registration to Dem)

……or the Home Owners Association reaction to JeepBitch and BMWBitch (it involves threats, fines and police)

….and the huge difference it can make to one’s bank account when one spouse tells another “payday is tomorrow, I’ll just write a check for the amount”, but then uses the debit card instead and then other spouse, thinking that the bank account has that $400 in it for the next 17 hours, uses THEIR debit card for an equally expensive purchase that same day.

….or the fact that Prince #1 turned 7 and Brad turned 39 this week and we FINALLY got a new camcorder (to replace our 12-year old one that uses VHS-C tapes, especially since we haven’t had a working VHS player in the house in 2 years). 

….and of course, the aforementioned computer problems and my sincere desire to kill anyone who even knows how to write the teeniest bit of computer code

There’s more, and I would love to write about it, but not tonight….

(good Lord how I missed my computer!……ellipses…..just….aren’t……as….fun….on…..paper….)

Tonight I need to go back through some posts and either delete them, modify them, or password-protect them.  While I haven’t exactly been “Dooced” (yes – I used her name…doesn’t mean that I like her, it’s just a common term…’kay?), it has been brought to my attention that certain searches have the potential to bring certain people to certain posts that do not portray certain people in the most flattering light.  And a certain person (meaning me), wishes to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent (once again, me) and remove those posts from “Googleability”

Wanna know which people, which posts and why?  Tough shit!  That would kinda defeat the whole purpose, wouldn’t it?

So tune in tomorrow, hopefully in the morning, and we’ll start playing catch-up!

In the meantime, my stats have dropped by more than half this last week.  If you are still around….please say Hi and tell me that you missed me! 

Pretty please?  I’m a blogger, so I need me some comment crack!  I also need to be a good mommy-blogger and make the rounds of my favorite blogs and catch up on a weeks-worth!