The Queen Mum Lives

Jen asked and Maria got bitchy, so I’m taking time from my important after-9:00pm-Lying-Around-Time to give you the update on JeepBitch

Story #1:  The introduction of JeepBitch and BMWBitch (her mom)

Story #2:  I become completely unhinged and tell JeepBitch she needs to get laid

So after all that….what happens?

Nothing.  Haven’t seen her again.

I know – it’s kind of like those last few days before your period and you know it’s going to be a week before you are going to get laid again, but you just.can’t.get.there……..very unsatisfying.