NOW will you call CPS on me?
The problem is getting worse Guess what was the only song that got The Queen to stop crying and moaning and cheered her up today? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GFpMb0sOaw] My attempts to get her to like Pat Benatar and INXS have failed so far. That chick is going to end up dragging me to a Hannah Montana concert, [...]
I get called a thief and yell at a mentally disabled person
I’m going to Hell….that’s all there is to it. My husband works many weekend days, today included. Despite having 3 sick children, I had 2 quick errands that I absolutely HAD to run this morning. I finish my errands and despite none of them feeling very well, all three kids were complete angels. They deserve a reward. [...]
Because there is no better way to kick off a weekend than a trip to the hospital!
It’s been a strange week…. I obviously pissed a few people off in BlogLand, because I was dropped from at least 3 blogrolls (that I know of) since Tuesday. Sorry folks – I try to keep this place light & funny, but some things I take very seriously…..like women’s reproductive rights and fucktards who picket funerals. [...]
The Queen must have a great hat!
I don’t want to be one of those mommy bloggers who posts a ton of pictures of her children, but this outfit is just too good to keep to myself. The only thing missing is her hot-pink sparkle shoes (just like ruby slippers, only pink). My mother-in-law made the hat & coat. She was quite [...]
Mommy is a bad Jedi
Prince #1: “Mo-om! You have to change to JarJar, super jump up, change back, use the force to open that door then kill all the guys that come out then super jump back for me. Come on mom – do it quick! Mo-om! C’mon I told you what to do! Daddy! Can you come play for mommy? [...]
