Of whores and furry-ness
I’ve just spent the last two days shuttling children to pool parties, birthday parties and myself to the mall. I’ve put off this discussion, because I know that my deep aversion to thong underwear puts me in the minority. But I can no longer remain silent. Ladies – could we all please agree on one [...]
Exorcising My Exercise Demons
That right, it’s time for my fat ass to get back in the Frump-fighting, sponsored by Fussy (who is still in the Fight, despite having had a baby last week!) I’ve mentioned before that my idea of exercise is doing arm-curls with my martini glass. I don’t like to sweat, I don’t belong to a [...]
Cargo = Wide Load
I wasn’t sure I was going to have anything to write about for Fight the Frump Friday (sponsored by Fussy, yo!). Then I woke up to a forecast of 85 degrees today (that’s Farenheit for you non-Americans…I’m not living in the LITERAL Hell) and found that all of my warm-weather clothes from last summer are [...]
The Mommy Manicure
I’ve been a little crazy this week and I am still on a high from talking to two of the Deadliest Catch captains last night, so this is going to be a quickie (and not in that good “the kids are playing Lego Star Wars honey, let’s go for it” way). What’s more, I am writing [...]
Clear your mind of the frump
That’s right – it’s Fight The Frump Friday, sponsored by Fussy. This week, let’s talk about a way that you can Fight The Frump that won’t cost you a penny. It’s the frump in your mind that needs to go! Remember when you were young? Remember when you were in high school and would look [...]
Moms can wear heels too!
It’s Fight the Frump Friday, sponsored by Fussy and today we are going to talk about our shoes (although I have a bit of a hangover, so please talk quietly) Have I mentioned that I am a hobbit? That I am only 5’2″? That last night my 16-year old nephew used my head as an [...]
Don’t forget the bling!
Hey ladies! It’s Fight the Frump Friday, sponsored by Fussy and it’s time to talk about our bling. This should come as a shock to none of you, but I have a serious love for jewelry and can’t leave the house without it. And, having been born in April, I have the added bonus of having [...]
Fighting the Frump in the Face of Female Fidos
Try saying that five times fast! Yes dear readers, it’s time for Fight The Frump Day, sponsored by Fussy. This week we are going to talk abut something slightly different….continuing to fight the frump when the moms/women around you are most definitely NOT Fighting the Frump. Why should we care what the other moms do? [...]
Give the Ladies a Lift!
Hey Hey! It’s Fight the Frump Friday, sponsored by FussyPants. It’s my third week and as promised, it’s time to talk about our breasts. Breasts, boobies, tits, the ladies, the twins, bazoombas, melons, hooters, sweater puppies….whatever you call them. We have them and guys want them. They may not want them ON them (although I [...]
Toss the Granny Panties!
It’s Fight the Frump Friday, sponsored by Fussypants. And since I am a woman of my word, let’s talk about our panties. I know that I said last week that it would be about panties AND bras, but apparently I have more to say about cotton panties than I thought I would…so we’ll talk about “the girls” [...]
