The Queen Mum Lives

In my entire life, I can honestly say that I have never been “depressed”.  I may be snarky, but I am basically a happy person. Baby Blues?  Had ‘em. A few moments/days/weeks of self-pity?  Sure But the all-consuming, need medication, life-altering depression?  Hasn’t happened. And like so many other things in life, because I haven’t [...]

So here I am at my new site.  I spent about 2 hours going through old posts on the old site and deleting them in order to get under the 2MB limit for the WordPress Import (please – if there was a way to move my site and stay over the limit, I don’t want [...]

Or perhaps I “turn them” gay….who knows? (no – I don’t believe that it’s a choice.  I think that they are born that way.  I never made a decision to be straight…but that’s not even the point and I’m not going to get in to that discussion…onward….) If you are someone who skips class reunions [...]

Again…. Ahh – the shit I do for my own sanity!

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Hypothetically speaking….. if a husband knew about all of his wife’s sites, including the content of all of them….. and the husband knew that the wife liked to tell dick and fart jokes as well as rip him a new asshole while proclaiming her undying love for him on this site… and a husband informed a [...]

Then why am I almost in tears at the thought of getting rid of it?  The Queen learned how to climb out of the Pack & Play while we were on vacation.  When we go home, it only took her 2 more days to figure out how to climb out of her much-taller crib.  We knew this [...]

Jen asked and Maria got bitchy, so I’m taking time from my important after-9:00pm-Lying-Around-Time to give you the update on JeepBitch Story #1:  The introduction of JeepBitch and BMWBitch (her mom) Story #2:  I become completely unhinged and tell JeepBitch she needs to get laid So after all that….what happens? Nothing.  Haven’t seen her again. [...]

It seems that the phrase “I’m back” should have been delayed about a week.  That’s the thing about getting a bug up your ass and making a declarative statement.  AssBugs often don’t consider your vacation schedule. So let’s see…..what’s been happening since I stormed out of here in a huff? We just got back from [...]

or at least, I will be….as soon as I finish packing to go to my in-laws tomorrow night for a week, updating my frugal blog and cleaning the house for us to be away for a week. Things are better here and I no longer want to rip the head off of certain people…well, at [...]