Friday Photos
It’s been a while since I posted a picture of The Queen and I have just one question for you moms of daughters. What the Hell am I supposed to do with her hair? Don’t get me wrong…I love the curls. But they are always in her eyes and trying to get her to keep [...]
There’s such a thing as being TOO honest
Me: Prince #1, how was school? P1: Good! Me: Where’s my “Hello Kiss”? P1: Oh yeah (gives me huge kiss and hug). Me: Wow! That was a great hug! P1: I know – can I have 3 cookies? Me: Is that the only reason you gave me such a great hug? P1: yes
So if you meet me, have some courtesy.
Have some sympathy and taste… I’ve had that song running through my head ever since I first told the story of JeepBitch and BMWBitch (and if you only know the Guns N’ Roses version, then you are either too young to be reading blogs or have horrible taste in music!) and I know that I promised [...]
How to run a blog (in to the ground) In 10 Easy Steps
Step 1: start a blog. watch in amazement as people actually read it Step 2: Respond to comments, but only enough to keep readers semi-interested and/or coming after you with a torch & pitchfork. Step 3: Complain about parents that overschedule their children. Step 4: Proceed to overschedule your own children Step 5: Brag that [...]
Finally I’m “That Mean Lady Over There”
I knew that this day would come, I just didn’t think it would be so soon! Putting aside the sheer idiocy of entrusting all of the prop-placement (which they screwed up for our group last night, causing the parents who were watching rehearsal to start clapping to the tune of the song in order to [...]
So about this New Math….
There are certain things that I heard when I was younger that I swore I would never be old enough, dumb enough or dorky enough to say. And yet I find myself saying them these days: “I don’t understand this new math”: well I’m sorry, but I don’t. If you have a child in K-6th [...]
Protected: Stop making it hard for me to hate you!
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Life with Regan
No – not Ronald Reagan. I DO know how to spell (although I am old enough to remember Reagan and his lovely policies that helped my family to do so well while the rest of the country got screwed, but I digress). I’m talking about this Regan: Or as she is known in our family: [...]
The Mommy Manicure
I’ve been a little crazy this week and I am still on a high from talking to two of the Deadliest Catch captains last night, so this is going to be a quickie (and not in that good “the kids are playing Lego Star Wars honey, let’s go for it” way). What’s more, I am writing [...]
Clear your mind of the frump
That’s right – it’s Fight The Frump Friday, sponsored by Fussy. This week, let’s talk about a way that you can Fight The Frump that won’t cost you a penny. It’s the frump in your mind that needs to go! Remember when you were young? Remember when you were in high school and would look [...]
