motherhood

Where a Kid Can Be A Hellion – and for only $37.22 for 3 people!

I know that I bring these things on myself.   Taking my children to Chuck E Cheese on a day where half of the schools in the area are closed wasn’t the smartest move I ever made.  I only had 2 today, as Prince #1 did have school, but Prince #2′s preschool is closed (and of course, there [...]

Moms can wear heels too!

It’s Fight the Frump Friday, sponsored by Fussy and today we are going to talk about our shoes (although I have a bit of a hangover, so please talk quietly) Have I mentioned that I am a hobbit?  That I am only 5’2″?  That last night my 16-year old nephew used my head as an [...]

Here’s a handy tip!

If you ever attend a PartyGals/Passion Parties party and win a Magic Bullet (with the batteries already installed), don’t just throw it in to your nightstand and forget about it. Otherwise you might turn around one morning and find your 21-month old daughter holding it up against her face and giggling.

Fighting the Frump in the Face of Female Fidos

Try saying that five times fast! Yes dear readers, it’s time for Fight The Frump Day, sponsored by Fussy. This week we are going to talk abut something slightly different….continuing to fight the frump when the moms/women around you are most definitely NOT Fighting the Frump.  Why should we care what the other moms do?  [...]

The Velcro Virus & Responsible Citizenship

Is it Spring yet…… ’cause this Winter has sucked?!  It’s been another rough few days.  Aside from me nursing a hangover on Sunday morning, Prince #2 was stricken with what we now refer to as “The Velcro Virus” on Sunday afternoon.  He recovered by this morning, but not before Prince #1 caught it last night, [...]

Give the Ladies a Lift!

Hey Hey!  It’s Fight the Frump Friday, sponsored by FussyPants.  It’s my third week and as promised, it’s time to talk about our breasts.  Breasts, boobies, tits, the ladies, the twins, bazoombas, melons, hooters, sweater puppies….whatever you call them.  We have them and guys want them.  They may not want them ON them (although I [...]

Toss the Granny Panties!

It’s Fight the Frump Friday, sponsored by Fussypants. And since I am a woman of my word, let’s talk about our panties.  I know that I said last week that it would be about panties AND bras, but apparently I have more to say about cotton panties than I thought I would…so we’ll talk about “the girls” [...]

Protected: I still hate stay-at-home-moms…perhaps even more now!

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It’s a Steel Cage Match!

I owe a lot of people a lot of responses, emails and blog visits and I promise I will do so later tonight (after the extra loads of laundry from last night, bleaching/cleaning the bathroom floor & carpets from last night, a Club Board meeting tonight and putting the kids to bed), but I have [...]

Take a wild guess

Is this photo: a)  proof that I may talk a good game about cleaning but really don’t do shit? b)  the aftermath of Prince #2 vomiting in my bed? c)  the aftermath of Prince #2 vomiting in his bed after vomiting in my bed? d)  the aftermath of Prince #2 vomiting on my newly-changed sheets [...]