Protected: Point Taken, Bitch!
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We just po’ folk, saving fer some new teeth!
(I’m feeling very ranty) Dear Stupid, Silly, Horse-faced Woman Behind Me: I offered to let you go in front of me. Several times, in fact. You declined. Once you saw what I was up to, you had the option of changing lanes. Instead, you chose to mutter under your breath, sigh heavily and roll your [...]
So if you meet me, have some courtesy.
Have some sympathy and taste… I’ve had that song running through my head ever since I first told the story of JeepBitch and BMWBitch (and if you only know the Guns N’ Roses version, then you are either too young to be reading blogs or have horrible taste in music!) and I know that I promised [...]
Suburban Crime
The neighborhood is all abuzz… It seems a bandit rode through our neighborhood last night, defiling all of our homes. This person must be found, stopped and hung by his/her entrails. At least 6 houses on our street, including my own, were “hit”. Spray paint? That would have been preferable Stolen cars? I only wish! Toilet Paper attacks? [...]
