Hypothetically speaking….. if a husband knew about all of his wife’s sites, including the content of all of them….. and the husband knew that the wife liked to tell dick and fart jokes as well as rip him a new asshole while proclaiming her undying love for him on this site… and a husband informed a [...]
The Queen Mum Lives
The insanity continues
If it’s JUST a crib….
Then why am I almost in tears at the thought of getting rid of it? The Queen learned how to climb out of the Pack & Play while we were on vacation. When we go home, it only took her 2 more days to figure out how to climb out of her much-taller crib. We knew this [...]
Why I am happy to be an unpopular blogger
And no – I’m not fishing for compliments….. You know what the best part about my little “blogging break” was? I apparantly missed this quarter’s MajorScandal about the events at BlogHer between Dooce and The Bloggess and all of the resulting rants on other blogs. I still hadn’t heard anything about it until Fussy mentioned [...]
Friday Foto – Ain’t educashon kool?
This was found at the Mad Scientist Exhibit at Georgia Southern University last week. Am I being too bitchy when I say that I found it hilarious, especially considering where I was? Share and Enjoy:
We all have wings…but some of us don’t know why
Happy 14th Anniversary Brad! After 14 years of marriage and 18 years together, I still can’t figure out why you put up with my neurotic ass, but thank you for doing it! Share and Enjoy:
JeepBitch – the Anti-climax
Jen asked and Maria got bitchy, so I’m taking time from my important after-9:00pm-Lying-Around-Time to give you the update on JeepBitch Story #1: The introduction of JeepBitch and BMWBitch (her mom) Story #2: I become completely unhinged and tell JeepBitch she needs to get laid So after all that….what happens? Nothing. Haven’t seen her again. [...]
And NOW I’m back….
It seems that the phrase “I’m back” should have been delayed about a week. That’s the thing about getting a bug up your ass and making a declarative statement. AssBugs often don’t consider your vacation schedule. So let’s see…..what’s been happening since I stormed out of here in a huff? We just got back from [...]
Fuck it – I’m back!
or at least, I will be….as soon as I finish packing to go to my in-laws tomorrow night for a week, updating my frugal blog and cleaning the house for us to be away for a week. Things are better here and I no longer want to rip the head off of certain people…well, at [...]
Indefinate Hiatus
After careful consideration, I have decided to take a semi-permanent break from this blog. There are quite a few things that have been going on for about a month that I would love to bitch whine cry write about here, but the truth is, the people who have hurt/offended/annoyed me the most know about this [...]
“Gay used to be such a happy word”.
Seeing as I am older than dirt, you might not remember this line from the movie “Fame”, spoken by the shocking full-head-of-hair Paul McCrane (of ER-helicopter-magnet fame) The truth is, I don’t think about gay people that often. I look at that as a good thing. It’s a good thing because it means that I [...]
You Know You Want To!
