It sucks 

McCain Sucks

Republicans Suck

Palin would suck, but something tells me that she just DOES NOT do that!

And let me tell you…it genuinely pains me to be so anti-McCain.  Anyone who knew me back in 1999-2000 can tell you what a die-hard McCain-iac I was.  He was a maverick.  A guy who told the likes of Falwell, Robertson and Buchanan to “Suck it!”.

And then he realized that he couldn’t win without throwing away every value he ever had.  Everything that made him a “maverick”.  Everything that made him a good and decent human being.  Everything that made me want to vote for him

And so that Giant Sucking Sound that you’ve been hearing for the last 4 years?  Has nothing to do with NAFTA.  It’s the sound of McCain sucking the dicks of right-wingers….the people who earned their well-deserved Seat At The Table in 1994, but never learned any table manners and who have been shitting in the punchbowl ever since.

And in Sarah Palin, they finally achieved orgasm. 

ok – enough with the over-use of the word “suck”

Sarah Palin – a woman who clearly doesn’t have her own house in order, but wants to walk the halls of the most famous house in the world.

A woman who wants to charge rape victims for their own rape kits.

A woman who has proclaimed her pleasure at her daughter’s “Choice” to carry her pregnancy to term, but wants to ensure that that is the only “Choice” the rest of American women/girls have.

A woman whose qualifications for VP include being able to “see Russia from her shores” and serving a few years as Mayor of MethVille.

A woman who isn’t able to give a speech without sneering.  She’s Ann Coulter with brown hair and glasses.

A woman who has no business leaving her small disabled child at home while she goes off in pursuit of the second most powerful job in the world.  Yes- she has every right to do so and no, I’m not saying that moms shouldn’t work.  I’m saying that THIS mom shouldn’t work….at least not now.  There comes a point where people say “Sure – it sounds great and I am flattered to be asked…but I’ve got too much on my plate right now.  It’s not the right time”.  Instead she said “Family?  What Family?  My husband can take care of everything, including all therapies for our newborn and planning Bristol’s shotgun wedding!”. 

Am I judging her choices?  You bet your ass I am.…she’s perfectly willing to judge my choices and sneer at them.  Tit for tat and all that….

And so…even though I have been a registered Republican since 1987…

Even though I have a vagina and according to the McCain Camp I should be tripping over myself in order to vote for other VaginaEndowedAmericans…

I will be proudly pulling the lever for Obama in November.

What remains to be seen is if I am pulling the lever in favor of Obama or against McCain

And the fact that I have not yet figured out which it is?

It sucks.